The Classic VS Modern Rock Mullet

THE CLASSIC ROCK a.k.a. the Old Waver, the Silver Mullet Still bi-level after all these years, the classic rock is found in every club, radio station and record company on the planet. Still wears Cure tour jacket. Still suffers from "A & R man's cold." Still knows he looks good.	THE MODERN ROCK a.k.a. the Backstage Pass Bike messenger by day, rock god by night, the modern-rock mullet head leaves a trail of groupies in his dust. His band plays cybergothic techno-punk at Coconut Teaszer. About to sign with Chernobyl Blow Job Records.